sherlock returning to london & hearing about terrorist plot: john
sherlock's best man speech: john
sherlock's dying thought: john

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

bbcatemysoul:

there may be no quicker way to my ignore list than to hate on john h watson md

peperomint:

when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru

vicktortrevor:

if someone argues with me again that johnlock won’t become canon because it wasn’t canon in the acd stories i suggest they rewatch the show with a book canon checklist 

carry-on-my-otp:

brittlepageswornandfaded:

mishethequiche:

alwaysacatch:

Supernatural | 1.01 Pilot

THEY’RE BABIES OMG

I’m so glad this exists this has to be one of my favorite spn scenes ever

something about the way Dean doesn’t even take his eyes off the car, just *keys* *confused face* ADORABLE

so young and confused and looking like a car driving itself is still the weirdest thing they’ve ever seen

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

xtoxictears:

Real women have cur- No.
Curves are for men, only dogs like bon- No.
Curves, because no one wants to cuddle a sti- No.

Here’s an idea, learn to enjoy your body without having to put down other people in the process, pathetic. Goes doubly for people who label it as “body positivity” and “love your body”.

So much eye rolling and face palming, eurgh.

rifa:

maxkirin:

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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HELLO

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.

another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

barapuppy:

when a fic says nc-17 but they aint even take their clothes off

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jaclcfrost:

you come into my home. you tell me that my puns are “bad”