How chicks put on lipstick
I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES
why would grapes need to put on lipstick?
i hate it when people in real life think they like something more than me
u dont understand
i have a blog with thousands of posts devoted to it
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
my love for potatoes is so strong
What I imagine lolitas to be like
this is exactly like they are
i was at a restaurant in downtown chicago and they were being really really cute and stuff but then
one of them iS DRINKING STRAIGHT UP WHISKEY
tough ass lolis
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
Found this, and… Gah. It’s just… I can’t fathom all of my emotions about this to put them into the proper words. … I believe we’ve all been there? Yes?
Peeta practices his pole dancing moves
I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup